Mr. Shpetny
CEO & Cloud Cost Auditor
mrshpetny.com
California, USA
California, USA
Audit Protocol
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01.
Pass Qualification
Answer the qualification questions. -
02.
Sign the Agreement
Review and execute the binding contract. -
03.
Pay the Audit Fee
Send the Audit Fee (starting at $2,500 USDT) to the provided wallet address. -
04.
Grant Read‑Only Access
Share your IAM read-only credentials for the audit. -
05.
Receive the Report
The final report is delivered within 72 hours.
Timeline & Conditions:
You may cancel the agreement within 24 hours of signing for a full refund. Access must be provided within 3 business days of signing. Failure to provide access within 3 business days will terminate the audit and retain the fee. The 72‑hour delivery clock starts immediately after valid access is granted and the cancellation window has expired.
You may cancel the agreement within 24 hours of signing for a full refund. Access must be provided within 3 business days of signing. Failure to provide access within 3 business days will terminate the audit and retain the fee. The 72‑hour delivery clock starts immediately after valid access is granted and the cancellation window has expired.
Delivery & Outcome
Full AWS infrastructure audit delivered within 72 hours:
- Forensic report detailing monthly waste across EC2, EBS, RDS, NAT, and VPC.
- Implementation instructions (CLI/Console) designed for your dev team to apply in <1 hour of dev time.
- Direct P&L improvement: Minimum $6,000 per year (annualized from the $500/month guarantee).
- Typical annual savings: ~$14,232 per year (based on the typical monthly waste profile).
Guarantee
At least $500/month waste found. Full refund issued if not identified. Refund processed automatically via USDT (TRC-20) within 5 business days.
Waste Profile
Typical waste anatomy (standard $10k–$15k/mo AWS bill)
| Idle EC2 Instances (3x t3.medium, running 24/7, <5% CPU) | $351.36/mo |
| Unattached EBS Volumes (5x gp3 500GB, no Attachment) | $192.50/mo |
| Idle NAT Gateway (1x, <50 MB outbound) | $37.20/mo |
| Over‑provisioned RDS (db.m5.large, CPU <10%, 300GB gp3) | $199.84/mo |
| Orphaned Snapshots (Age > 60 days, 1.45TB total) | $74.52/mo |
| Unused Elastic IPs (3x, no attachment) | $10.80/mo |
| Idle ALB (Application Load Balancer, no traffic, 1x) | $117.60/mo |
| Unused CloudWatch Logs (retention > 30 days, 120GB storage) | $48.40/mo |
| Underutilized EBS‑optimized instances (2x m5.large, <20% utilization) | $153.80/mo |
| Total potential savings (typical) | ~$1,186 / month |
The $500 guarantee is the contractual minimum. Typical identified waste consistently exceeds this floor. Actionable CLI commands and console steps are detailed in the final report.
Methodology Note
Figures are based on standard AWS public pricing.